While the vast majority of you have been commenting how amazing and awesome these reviews…YOUR reviews…since I write them for you…have been all season. 
However, one of my friends mentioned to me this weekend that he has trouble reading them because he is illiterate and the reviews are too long for him and his short attention span.
Therefore, just for him, here's my review:
 
3 songs sung by each singer.
3 singers.
3 rounds.
3x3x3 is 27.  That's how many songs Paula will hear in her clapping head tonight.
 
For the rest of the human race:
I saw on Super Nanny this week that David Archuleta's Dad has been barred from telling David what songs to sing.  Apparently, Dad's big idea of doing a medley of Kelly Osbourne-Ashley Simpson tune while wearing lederhosen wasn't a big seller on the Idol stage.
 
I will make this short.  David Archuleta can sing.  But the 3 songs he did tonight were forgettable.  "And So It Goes", "Without You", "Longer".  Perhaps David's Dad's idea would've been memorable. 
 
Syesha's legs were the big winners tonight.  Showing off her hot bod, and singing 3 sultry tunes, "If I Ain't Got You" (one of my favorite songs), "Fever", and "Hit Me Up", Syesha proves that she deserves consideration to be in the top 2.  In my mind she's more interesting than the Troll Doll.
 
David Cook.  It doesn't matter what anyone else did or will do.  "The First Time ever I saw your face".  Wow.  That last power note.  This is why he should and will win.  Because he can affect and sing.
Watch it:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kcGhzQZrhUk
He also sang, "Dare You To Move" and "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing". 

 

 

I am going out on a limb and kicking David and his Dad off.  THANK YOU SUPER NANNY!