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tootboy
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An amusing analogy of liberals vs. conservatives
Doug Priest http://doug.mindsay.com/ brought up an amusing analogy which he and I have continued. Just thought I'd say it with you...

Doug:
"Talking to a conservative is like talking to your refridgerator, the light goes on, the light goes off, its not going to do anything thats not built in to it. So im not going to talk to a conservative any more than im going to talk to my damn refridgerator"-Utah Phillips

Tootboy:
Talking to a liberal is like walking around in a vampire movie. The liberals walk around and never recognize that the Count and Countess are vampires. The conservatives are aware and recognize the evil and try to tell the rest but they think the conservatives are crazy. "What? That young handsome man? A Vampire? No way dude." The conservatives run into the castle with their torches while the liberals don't realize that it's too late to save themselves until their necks are sucked dry. Of course it would've helped if the libs wore crosses around their necks.

Doug:
A conservative will end up killing his friend because he thinks they have been turned into a vampire too, only to realize afterwards that he was just being paranoid and his friend wasnt a vampire at all.

Tootboy:
A liberal will know his friend is a vampire and petition the government to give him human blood subsidies (aka blood stamps), ask HUD to build him a coffin, ask the ACLU to defend the vampires' rights to practice their cultural traditions and blood lust, give them a PC name like Jugular Engineer or Mirror Reflectionally Handicapped. Of course they can't be out in the day time so they can not be fired just because they now need to work soley at night. And they cannot be turned down for employment just because of their aversion to the sun.
 
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